FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…I MEAN GOLF! – A Humorous Guide to Faster Rounds

Meet Johnny HooZaway and Zane Par in a tongue-in-cheek tour of golf etiquette that actually speeds things up. This witty guide uses cartoons and relatable scenes from the first tee to the last putt to challenge old-school habits that slow rounds down and frustrate players.

On the course, you’ll sense the tug of a timer, the soft whirr of a practice swing, and the satisfying click of a golf ball landing near the hole. The book champions ready golf—being prepared, keeping pace, and letting the game flow instead of stalling for etiquette’s sake.

Why this book resonates

• Two well-drawn characters—one chasing shortcuts, the other embracing calm efficiency—offer relatable contrasts on course etiquette.
• Humor that shines without shaming, framing pace as a shared courtesy rather than a rulebook drill.

• Stories span the entire round—from the first tee to the final putt—revealing common myths and habits that slow play.
• Practical, non-prescriptive tips for keeping a round moving, while still honoring the game’s spirit.

What if a round could be more enjoyable without pressuring anyone to perform perfectly? This book leans into possibilities—speed, ease, and clearer flow—while letting readers decide what fits their game. It’s a light, entertaining reminder that respect for others’ time is a form of golf etiquette worth embracing.